If posturing Saint Amal cares about Gaza, she should open her Lake Como palace to refugees and dole out Georgie’s millions: KENNEDY’s stinging rebuke after Mrs Clooney accused Netanyahu of ‘war crimes’

If this human rights lawyer thing doesn’t work out, Mrs. George Clooney should consider a career in Hollywood.

She makes quite the lady villain.

On Monday, Lebanon’s spiciest export since falafel announced – to the delight of pro-Palestine agitators everywhere – that she, alongside other legal experts, had urged the International Criminal Court to seek arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu, as well as Hamas‘s October 7 massacre-masterminds, for ‘war crimes.’

‘I hope that justice will prevail in a region that has already suffered too much,’ wrote Amal, the daughter of a Muslim mom and Druze dad, in a perfectly vacuous statement only Kamala Harris could love.

But by lumping Bibi in with Islamist rapists, baby-killers, kidnappers and murders, Saint Amal earned herself a rebuke from our Dotard-in-Chief, who called the ICC decision ‘outrageous’. Secretary of State Antony Blinken said the ‘equivalence of Israel with Hamas’ was ‘shameful’.

OK, I’ll say it – Caterpillar Eyebrows and her lawyer pals are giving Iran and its blood-soaked proxies just what they want – and this toothless ICC warrant is about as useless as Hunter Biden at a job fair.

It’s going to be very awkward at next month’s Biden-Harris fundraiser in LA when Amal’s salt-and-pepper hottie husband hosts a multi-million-dollar donkey haul with his on-screen wife Julia Roberts and third-wheel Barack Obama.

Will Amal go? And if she does, when Genocide Joe leans in to sniff her hair will she stab him in the back with a celery stalk? Et tu, crudité?

I liked Amal much better when she was fighting for hundreds of Yazidis brutalized by ISIS – but, let’s be honest, she looks at her best when she’s flitting around Manhattan with Anna Wintour and lounging at her $100 million Lake Como palace.

Do you really want to help Gazans, hunny? Throw open the doors of your Italian Estate to refugees and use Georgie’s gazillions to help Israel eradicate Hamas.

Otherwise, all this talk is just hot air.

Amal is a luscious lady who men want and women want to be, but she’s overstepped the mark here.

She should stick to matching her red lipstick to her handbag – rather than flashing her pinko cards and stoking a hotspot that doesn’t need the flames.

Maher mauls Joe

Bill Maher shocked wild witch of The View Joy Behar with a shot of brutal Biden honesty.

‘I’m sorry, he’s cadaver-like,’ silver-sizzler Maher quacked. ‘He is Dracula!’

I thought Joy was going to cry dust because, like our 46th President – who is also 81-years-old – she’s really stayed too long at the table.

She desperately tried to convince Bill deserts are humid, whining: ‘[Biden’s] brain is good, he’s still great!’

No, he’s not, Joy. He sucks eggs and everyone knows it.

Harry’s pie in the face!

Prince Harry has received a tongue-lashing from ‘American Pie’ songwriter Don McLean, who slammed Duke Ginger Whinge as ‘a hot house orchid, or a show horse who never did a thing.’

What made Don want to drive his Chevy to the levee of the Prince’s rusted reputation?

After touring Graceland, Hapless Harry haughtily complained in his dreadful autobiography about the ‘dark, claustrophobic’ interior, ‘tiny’ rooms and ‘shag carpets’ in Elvis’s infamous lair.

Them’s fightin’ words about our King – and McLean was having none of it, barking back: ‘Harry criticized Elvis’s home as if he’s comparing it to Buckingham Palace… don’t criticize America when you’re living here as our guest.’

Ouch! That’s got to hurt right in the nepo-jewels.

Camilla flings off the fur

Heavy is the head that wears polyester and modacrylic – for Queen Camilla is making a bold, monarchical move by foregoing fur forevermore.

Wow, way to get with the times, Stella McCartney!

It’s an strange and oddly self-congratulatory proclamation considering King Charles has long been a fussy greenie whose foie-gras ban is now old enough to drive.

What’s the next big trend for Her Majesty, the Ice Bucket Challenge?

Bridgerton’s bouncing return

Nasty nobodies are fuming at Bridgerton‘s focus on cherubic, mustard-frocked and fuller-figured Penelope (Nicola Coughlan) as this season’s primary love interest.

But thanks to her stunning glow-up, and ample mini-watermelon assets, she proves the perfect sweet tart for ravenous Colin Bridgerton (Luke Newton).

Whisper it, but this might be the best season yet with its slower burn, fewer gratuitous sex scenes and that ankle-baring carriage make-out session. These younger sibling castoffs have set the stage for a second installment of this third series that promises to be hotter than ‘The Notebook’ in a sauna.

Congress cat fight 

The House has a dazzling new temptress. No, not Nancy Pelosi, but leggy blonde Beth Van Duyne.

The Texas Congresswoman has been openly caressing and raising eyebrows with Georgia Rep. Rich McCormick who has a His & Hers mutual restraining order with his recently estranged wife. How cute!

Was Beth the Stiletto Siren anything to do with the collapse of their marriage? Soon-to-be-former Mrs McCormick is stirring the Congress gossip pot. 

‘You should ask Rich and his colleague,’ she said, before Van Duyne spat back that ‘his marriage has been over for quite some time.’

And I can’t help wondering what handsome Rich’s fellow and newly single Georgian Marjorie Taylor Greene makes of this House hookup.

After her ‘bleach-blonde, bad-built butch body’ humiliation last week, MTG’s own lack of loving must feel extra sore.

Fool’s Gold

So much for conjugal visits.

Bribery Bob Menendez – facing his second federal trial for alleged corruption – is throwing his Missus under the Halal truck.

Senator Sellout’s lawyers told the court he had no idea his wife Nadine was stashing cash and gold bars, allegedly ‘gifted’ to her by an Egyptian Islamic foods magnate, in her closet.

Jersey Bob, his attorney claimed, is the victim here – merely enchanted by this ‘dazzling’ daughter of Armenian rug merchants (no, they don’t produce Kim K’s tangled tresses).

Where is scheming seductress Nadine now? She’s undergoing treatment for breast cancer.

Chivalry is dead and buried in the Meadowlands next to Jimmy Hoffa.